Friday, June 1, 2012

Creepy Cannibalism in the News

If you thought zombie attacks were just something you see in horror movies, think again.  Crazy real-life zombie-like cannibals are in the news, and this is no joke.  Just go to Google News or the Huffington Puffington Post, which goes into greater detail about each case.

Cannibal 1 - Miami, FL

Rudy Eugene ate the face off of Ronald Poppo on May 26.  Miami-Dade police shot and killed Eugene (way to go, Horatio Caine!), and Poppo, sadly, will be disfigured for the rest of his life.  Reports say that Eugene was under the influence of bath salts.

Cannibal 2 - Maryland

Alexander Kinyua murdered his college roommate Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, beheaded and dismembered him, and ate his heart and brain.  I think this Kinyua kreep is a Jeffrey Dahmer copycat.


Cannibal 3 - Canada

Luka Magnotta is a gay porn star who murdered a college student named Lin Jun, dismembered his body, and mailed the severed body parts to high-profile places such as Canada's Conservative and Liberal Parties.  Like most heinous killers, Magnotta started out as a cat killer.  A more chilling news report about Magnotta can be found at the Sun .